You know how sometimes you just have a random epiphany and then the world seems to make a little bit more sense? That happened to me today…when I realized I’ve been using toilet seat covers upside down my entire life.
I always get annoyed when the toilet seat cover doesn’t entirely blanket over the toilet seat so I layer toilet paper over it to cover the exposed parts because I’d rather die by firing squad than have any part of my body touch a random toilet seat. And sometimes I fold some toilet paper to cover the front center of the toilet right where the seat sides stop because once again, I’d rather be ripped to shreds by a firing squad than come into contact with it. Today I realized that if I just turn the cover around, the wider part is at the front of the seat and there is a built in center piece so I don’t have to create one! DUH-mazing!