Monthly Archives: April 2011

United States Postal Service

The most unhappy place on earth may just be any United States Postal Service center. All of them just reek of misery, depression, dreadfulness and moldy dry wall. I have never once seen a postal worker smile. If there was … Continue reading

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My Sister- Child Lip Singing Prodigy

Did you know that my sister used to be a local lip-singing sensation?  Perhaps you did if you were trolling Great Northern Mall in the late 80’s.  For some reason in the late 80’s/early 90’s, many malls and festivals in Cleveland, … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday, John

Today is my brother John’s 37th birthday, so naturally like any good sister would do, I called him and shouted, “Happy 40th Birthday!”  His response was to mock my impending 30th birthday but it didn’t hurt my feelings as I … Continue reading

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Ticketmaster

I hate Ticketmaster and I’m pretty sure most people on earth share my sentiment and realize they are pure evil.  The amounting fees always seem to get more and more ridiculous- facility fee, convenience charge, booking fee, personal fee, government surcharge, turnpike … Continue reading

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Popcorn

Popcorn is magical.  Once popped, the calories and fat grams are greatly and mysteriously reduced which is bad news for all you people who buy popcorn just to eat the kernels. (Nobody does that.) How does this happen?  Usually when you … Continue reading

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Student Loan Coupons

Every month I owe Great Lakes Educational Loan Services Inc. a rather large portion of my income because I chose to attend the very pricey University of Dayton.  Sure, it was an amazing four years, but I’m not so sure … Continue reading

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Not Good At 30

I’m a thinker.  I’m constantly analyzing myself, my actions, my life, and coming to conclusions.  My latest conclusion is that I don’t think I’m cut out to be a 30 year old.  I think I was much better at being … Continue reading

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