Monthly Archives: May 2011

People In LA Will Surprise You

Today I was telling a co-worker how people in LA are more shady and less intelligent than people in Cleveland.  I said this as we waited for my car’s tire to be checked out because of yesterday’s discovery by my … Continue reading

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A Blog For Keith

My friend Keith constantly asks me when I’m going to write a blog about him while referencing previous blogs about my other friends.  Even though I remind him that I have written a blog about him in the past and … Continue reading

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Biggest Moron Award

While waiting for my flight to board out of LAX a couple nights ago, a man tried to exit out of one of the doors by the gate.  Each door has a giant sign warning that there is no trespassing, … Continue reading

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Good Morning. Shut Up.

I see my co-workers more than any other group of people I know.  I spend more time with them than my beloved friends and wacky family.  At least 40 hours a week I am with this group of people that … Continue reading

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Germ-Free Kids

Sometimes I feel bad for my hypothetical future kids.  They are going to want to do a bunch of “fun” things that I’m never going to allow them to do because of my own germ issues.  It will be like … Continue reading

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Inappropriate Comments

Sometimes when I’m talking to strangers, I repeat things that a friend and I have previously talked about and I realize that while I think I’m being funny, a stranger may not find it funny or may be confused or … Continue reading

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Speaking Of Gym Class

Speaking of elementary gym class, the teacher at Holly Lane Elementary was Mr. Bruce Pearson…and he was the biggest asshole of a man there could ever be.  He shouldn’t have been allowed around children.  He wasn’t fun, he wasn’t interesting, … Continue reading

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