Monthly Archives: July 2011

My Love/Hate Relationship With Chris Harrison

I’ve never loved but hated anyone more than Chris Harrison, host of the tragic but ridiculously enjoyable The Bachelor and The Bachelorette series. Chris is amazing at his job but I’m not sure who wouldn’t be amazing at their job … Continue reading

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Ticking Time-Bombs

In the movies, husbands are always so shocked and in panic mode when they get the call that their wife is in labor.  And then they shuffle things around and start running in the opposite direction of the door like … Continue reading

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Take Me Back To Cabo

Just about a month after my Cabo trip I am still riding my “life high” but I feel it slipping.  Two of my five life battery bars have now disappeared so I’m rationing the last three until I can return … Continue reading

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The Mystery Of Body Odor

What is it about body odor that everyone within five feet of you is holding their nose, dry heaving, and passing out yet you don’t notice that you smell like a rancid and rotting, used gym sock from 1982? Yah, … Continue reading

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Scott Tidbits

Conversations I had with my best friend Scott: Scott:  There are some things about social media that I hate.  Let’s talk about them. Me:  Ok. Scott:  Why do people have to check-in at places and let everyone know what they … Continue reading

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A Story Of Four Awesome Grown-Ass Children & The Love For Thier Mother

Let me tell you a story. There once was a mother who needed a pretty serious surgical procedure and she was rightfully so, pretty frightened. She had four adult children who found it hard to ever maintain a level of … Continue reading

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The Deli Is Closed

Did anyone else grow up in an environment where if you’re not hungry, your parents get violently pissed?  And I don’t mean “You didn’t eat all of your dinner, no dessert for you” type bullshit.  I’m talking about being walked … Continue reading

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