Monthly Archives: August 2011

I DID IT!

I DID IT!!!!!!!! Not only have I managed to survive a full 29 years on this planet, navigating my way through life’s boobie traps and shit storms, but I have successfully blogged one entry per day for the last year! … Continue reading

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Nail Fail

Tonight I rushed home from work and over to my nail salon to find that they were all booked up until closing time. Birthday ruiners. So I head over to this nearby salon I’ve never been to before. This was … Continue reading

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What Am I Doing?

Today I made an appointment with a new Dermatologist closer to my job in central shit hell Wooodland Hills. After making the appointment, I realized the doctor went to The Univeristy of Dayton just like yours truly so I was … Continue reading

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You’re A Baby

When I tell people I’m about to be 30, I often get the comment, “Oh, you’re a baby”, meaning I’m still so young. I have to believe that one day this comment will eventually no longer be said to me. … Continue reading

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VIP Messes With Your Standards

Today I went to my first Dodger game of the season, and my fifth game of all time. A friend that I’ll refer to as Taurus, invited me to go the night before. Sure, I’ll check out a Dodger game. … Continue reading

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Hot Family Photo

I was reading over some of my older blog entries. When I come across one that makes me laugh out loud, I think, “Wow, I AM pretty funny.” I re-read one from September 24th titled, “A Story About My Hair” … Continue reading

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Slutty Hair

Today I saw a recent photo of my sister and because I always want to win the pointless, unsaid long hair battle between the two of us that’s really only between myself, I messaged her, “You need a haircut. Your … Continue reading

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