Slutty Hair

Today I saw a recent photo of my sister and because I always want to win the pointless, unsaid long hair battle between the two of us that’s really only between myself, I messaged her, “You need a haircut. Your hair is too long.”

Her response: “You told me I needed to have slutty long hair for Vegas so I literally just got a trim.”

Me: “I did? That’s pretty hilarious. Ok. Glad you listened.”

She literally took me seriously when I apparently told her months ago that her hair should be long and slutty for Vegas. See. This is the power I should have over all people. The world would be filled with hotter and sluttier people. Everybody wins.

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