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98 Degrees & A Serious Lust For Nick Lachey

  98 Degrees, the boyband from the 90’s, reunited on the Today Show this morning after a ten year hiatus.  You probably remember them as the four-man boyband who tried to outwit the other boybands of the time by straying … Continue reading

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Return To Junk City: My Battle With PVD

I’m suffering from PVD. I have been for a long time now, about four days.  It’s time I share my story: I’m not sure Post-Vacation Depression is worth taking a vacation in the first place.  You jam pack hours of … Continue reading

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A Serious Blog About Emotions (Makes Ya Wanna Read, Doesn’t It?)

When it comes to emotions, I like to think I’m indestructible.  Any emotional pain I feel is smothered by mantras I internally repeat to myself (“You are amazing, smart, funny, and have great hair.”) and huge doses of humor.  I … Continue reading

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Did You Just Whip Out Your D?

I must be confused. Or I’m old. Or as much as I try, I’m just not a raging whore.  Are females these days extra easy? Or are men extreme sluts? Can someone explain to me how meeting someone at a … Continue reading

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The Bachelor Nation Van? Yes, Please!

As you may know, my friends and I love the ABC comedy series, “The Bachelor”.  We all get together Monday night to view the dignity-stealing, two-hour wreck with dinner and wine and we laugh over our own commentary.  It’s pretty … Continue reading

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Math With The Masses

It is a challenge for me to mingle with the masses, mainly because I hate them, but what I witnessed at Old Navy yesterday makes me want to eternally hide from all humanity. A woman held up a $40 sweater … Continue reading

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Response Article: “First Person: My $50,000 Salary Felt Like Minimum Wage”

This is a response piece to an article I read on Yahoo.com titled “First Person:  My $50,000 Salary Felt Like Minimum Wage” by Laura Cone.  The article can be read here: http://shine.yahoo.com/work-money/first-person-50-000-salary-felt-minimum-wage-194000717.html#more-id I never thought I was making a lot of … Continue reading

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